- No matter what game you play, your child will always win.
- Every Christmas, you will have a sick child.
- They will take long naps only when you need them up so you can go somewhere.
- Toys will never be picked up.
- There is no dish fairy. Never again will you be able to have all dishes clean and put away.
- Even if you send them to the bathroom before you leave the house, one will always yelling they have to PEEEEEE 5 minutes down the road.
- Every time you sit down on the toilet, check and double check before you sit.
- You will never shower or pee without an audience.
- No matter how much extra time you allow to get somewhere, you will be late.
- Your kids will make you laugh and cry, pull out your hair and weep for joy. There is no greater joy then being a parent.
What are your rules for parenting?
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